No Excuses Now!

The world is on ‘pause’. Meetings are cancelled. Appointments are done online. Travel is suspended. Bars and restaurants and movie theaters are closed.

What are you waiting for?

If you are an artist or writer or dancer or anyone with a creative tinge, this is your time.

This virus pandemic has slowed the hurry race down to a string of holidays at home.

No Distractions!

Pick up your brush or pencil or pen or instrument and create. You have the time you’ve always been complaining about not having.

If you are a dancer you can create new moves in front of a mirror to a boom box soundtrack. If you are a symphony musician practice your parts or create your own. If you are a writer, now is the time to write the next great American novel. Photographers, if you are sequestered, open the windows and check out the light and shadows. If you are a renowned chef, make a dish from whatever ingredients you have on hand that will bring the hungry in when the restaurants are open again.

Creativity is time and inspiration.

Now you have the time.

Perception is Reality

Remember who you audience is.

Sounds simple but if you (as an artist) want to make enough scratch from sales to buy a delivery pizza and a six-pack, know whom you are selling to.

If you are an artisan with a tented booth at the rural volunteer firefighters and library craft fair bazaar and book sale, don’t expect the local newspaper art critic who has been educated with ‘Art for Dummies’ to give your talent front page review that will increase sales.

If you want to make some dough, create for your audience.

You can fake it and trick most people all of the time, but only a few will buy it.

If you want to present interpretive innovative dancing check your booking. Don’t plan to play soft folk songs at an arena fronting heavy metal. Don’t set your amp stacks up at a senior center birthday party.

If you are presenting your artwork at outdoor crafts fair or a school auditorium, make small landscapes, trinket jewelry, cute animals and items that can take a few sickles.

If presenting in a well-defined artistic venue like a gallery, be prepared for a different audience asking informed questions with different persuasion techniques to make a sale. Also be prepared for smart phone payment technology.

Remember perception is reality.

If the viewer or audience or reader or listener believes what they are seeing or listening to is art…. Then this IS ART.

Create your dreams for yourself, but to make a living selling your creations know your market.

Know the latest trends and adapt.

Everyone recognizes Leonardo Da Vinci as a renowned artist written about in all artsy-fartsy volumes and placed on the museum exhibits, but he had a sponsor.

Make your brand, promote your product, present to your audience and know that what is your perception is not always reality.

Fantasy

We seem like to enjoy getting lost in fantasy. Look at the books and games and movies (and politics) we lose our reality into worlds of make-believe.

Children create fantasy worlds and adults wonder where they get the ideas. Now those fantasy worlds invade out laundry, banking, education, transportation, manufacturing, entertainment, faith and yes, politics.

To follow or becoming fanatical engrossed with ‘Harry Potter’ or ‘Star Wars’ or ‘Twilight’ or ‘Friends’ can go from enjoyment to emotional fascination (addiction?) to create Comic Cons and theme parks. Beyond Halloween, social media has promoted these fantasy characters to become part of our family.

Quotes and images appear in our language for others to relate too. This is similar to quoting passages from the Bible.

Fantasy can spark the imagination to come up with space ships, cell phones, giant flat screen television, microwaves and clogs or crocs. Fantasy can be innovative.

There are no zombies. There are no giants or vampires or things that go bump in the night. There are no space aliens (yet) except us. There are no people who can fly or shoot rays out of their eyes. There are no rom-coms where they live happily ever after.

When you close the book or put down the remote, that stack of bills is still sitting there. Your daughter’s unwanted pregnancy has not gone away. Your front tire is still going flat and hole in your roof is leaking on a day like today. You son is still flunking out of school and your mother is still drinking. You’re dog just barfed on the floor and your toilet is clogged.

You will never be invited to beam up with Captain Kirk or have a cup of java with Rachael and Ross. You can have dreams or delusions, but you have to wake up.

Paint Us A Picture

If you are aware and thus have an artistic eye, how do you relate what you see to another?

If you are a performer you dance or sing or play an instrument. If you are a crafter you make clay or stone or wood presentations. If you are a artist you draw or paint visual presentations.

There has already been a discussion on how do you describe your art to another, but how would you describe it to a blind person?

How would you describe the Mono Lisa to a person who could not see it?

There is this woman with long hair looking at you with a hint of a smile.

Do you describe colors no one has seen? Do you indicate the position of the figure in the space of the frame? Do you delve into the history of the time period and the artist to try and indicate why this painting is renowned?

Can you relate to someone who cannot view the painting what the artist was trying to present?

What if the person was from Côte d'Ivoire and didn’t know anything about Italian Renaissance? Suppose the person is from Xinjiang and knows nothing of Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci?

Try to describe the Sistine Chapel without getting religious. Describe the pyramids compared to Notre-Dame de Paris flying buttress. How can you relate Peter Rabbit to Harry Potter or Superman to Alice in Wonderland?

Tell a good story and remember to listen to the questions. You are the interpreter.

What is the color red?

How was your performance today?

After you stop laughing, you’ll know it is true.

Everyday after you open up your eyes and roll out of whatever you’ve been resting on you begin your performance.

It might not be as an actor or a singer or a fast-talking flimflam sales person, but you are presenting yourself to the world everyday.

What your wear, comb your hair, how you walk, how you talk and what you say, hand gestures, what you drive, where you shop and what you eat all are part of your daily presentation.

The person sleeping in a cardboard box by the side of the road might not give the greatest performance of humankind, but it is all part of the show. The faces we listen to on the screen hold the optimum of presentations and that is why they are there. These are people who we believe are trustworthy and almost noble enough for their words to affect our lifestyles.

Preachers are good at presentations. Used car sales people are good at presentations. Doctors rely on diplomas on the wall for they are behind mask. Robbers are too and don’t present themselves well.

To get employed, there is a presentation. To get a romantic partner, there is a presentation. Some will require background checks and others will require jewelry. Medical professionals want to present themselves as sterile while military professionals want to appear dirty and tough. A teacher should appear smart while a boss should act like a leader instead of just playing golf and buying his boss drinks.

Most of us appear in a uniform of some sort or another, whether it is a fire or police or sports or insurance agents. The folks who pick up and hall away your garbage do not wear three-piece suits.

When we return home after a busy day at whatever we do for hours to earn cash, we change into our comfy clothing. Why don’t we dress like this all the time?

At the end of the day we slip into our footy PJs or flannel nightgowns and try to remember our script for the following day.

Cut!

Apprentice

Now we’ve discussed what is a ‘intern’ lets move onto an ‘apprentice’

Growing up after the war, kids were told to go to school to learn enough to procure employment before the baby comes. For the ones who wanted to be lawyers and doctors, that would mean going to college after high school.  For everyone else there were trade schools and apprenticeship.

An apprentice is a person who is learning a trade from a skilled employer, having agreed to work for a fixed period at low wages.

 An apprentice is also known as a trainee • learner • probationer • tyro • novice • mentee • neophyte • raw recruit • fledgling • new boy/girl • novitiate • pupil • student • beginner • starter • rookie • greenhorn • tenderfoot.

An apprentice is one bound by indenture to serve another for a prescribed period with a view to learning an art or trade.

 An apprentice is one who is learning by practical experience under skilled mentoring.

Job descriptions that required such training are • Able seaman • Carpenter • Chef • Childcare development specialist • Construction craft laborer • Dental assistant • Electrician • Elevator constructor.

The average starting wage for apprentices is $15.00 an hour, with wage increases as apprentices advance in skills and knowledge.

All apprenticeship completers earn a national, industry-recognized credential.

Employers might ask for two or more GCSE (GCSE (General Certificate of Secondary Education) – formerly known as O-levels. A single-subject exam taken upon completion of two years of study at the age of 16 (age at US 10th grade). Students take anywhere between 5-10 subjects, which, if passed, are generally considered equivalent to a US high school diploma.) For some intermediate apprenticeships, however, you might not need any formal qualifications. If you don’t have GCSE’s in English and Math, though, you’ll usually be required to take a basic numeracy and literacy test.

The goal was to get that diploma. It wasn’t so much about parading across the stage in a choir robe and a flat hat with a tassel, that piece of paper was going to get you a job. The college diploma was going to get you a better job and more money.

It doesn’t work that way.

No matter how many test have been passed and whatever major(s) were accomplished, when you step in that office or shop, you know nothing. School allowed you to think, but the practicality of the workplace is different than theory.

When I graduated, my first job was an awakening of what I didn’t know. I was shown where everything was, how to perform the task assigned to me, where I was going to sit and when I could take breaks. Don’t know when my apprenticeship was over, but they kept me on for almost four decades so I guess that piece of paper was worth the price.

Interns

An internship is a period of work experience offered by an organization for a limited period of time. Once confined to medical graduates, the term is now used for a wide range of placements in businesses, non-profit organizations and government agencies.

Students and graduates looking to gain relevant skills and experience in a particular field typically undertake them. Employers benefit from these placements because they often recruit employees from their best interns, who have known capabilities, thus saving time and money in the long run.

Internships are usually arranged by third-party organizations that recruit interns on behalf of industry groups. Rules vary from country to country about when interns should be regarded as employees. The system can be open to exploitation by unscrupulous employers.

Internships for professional careers are similar in some ways, but not as rigorous as apprenticeships for professions, trade, and vocational jobs. The lack of standardization and oversight leaves the term “internship” open to broad interpretation. Interns may be high school students, college and university students, or post-graduate adults. These positions may be paid or unpaid and are temporary.

Typically, an internship consists of an exchange of services for experience between the intern and the organization. Internships are used to determine if the intern still has an interest in that field after the real-life experience.

In addition, an internship can be used to create a professional network that can assist with letters of recommendation or lead to future employment opportunities. The benefit of bringing an intern into full-time employment is that they are already familiar with the company, their position, and they typically need little to no training.

Internships provide current college students the ability to participate in a field of their choice to receive hands on learning about a particular future career, preparing them for full-time work following graduation.

A student or trainee who works at a trade or occupation in order to gain work experience, sometimes without pay, is an intern.

In the gig society, are part-time workers classified as contractors or interns? What about seasonal workers? Entertainers and artist are often offered employment for exposure.

All employers can now hire new employees on a trial period of 90 days or less without the risk of the employee taking a personal grievance for unjustified dismissal (they may still take a personal grievance on other grounds) in the event that the employee is dismissed during the trial period.

During a long career, there were only two interns. Both were relatives of management looking for a summer babysitter. Neither were assigned to any work or attempted to learn any skills. Whether they were paid or not?

Otherwise learn how to take coffee and doughnut orders.